With Date Everything! you can find romantic items in your home on October 24th

Make an appointment with everything! has a perfect title. It’s a dating simulation where you can date humanoid manifestations of many objects in your home. You don’t have to wait long to try it out, because it’s coming to Nintendo Switch, PS5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC on October 24th.

This project from developer Sassy Chap Games and publisher Team17 includes more than 100 voiced characters to date, from a vacuum cleaner to a shelf to your own sense of existential dread. That’s deepMan. According to the trailer description, each dateable object has its own story to tell and could become a lover, friend, or enemy.

Make an appointment with everything! seems to be inspired by the excellent Friend Dungeona dating sim/dungeon crawler mashup where you can date your weapons to level them up. Either way, it looks like a wild time. This game is definitely on my wishlist.